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Friends, this is clean-up time and we're discounting
all our silent, electric Ubiks by this much money.
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And remember: every Ubik in our lot
has been used only as directed.
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The best way to ask for beer
is to sing out Ubik.
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Your husband will say, Christ, Sally, I used to think your coffee
was only so-so. But now, wow! Safe when taken as directed.
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Remember: Ubik is only seconds away.
Avoid prolonged use.
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So try Ubik. And be loved.
Warning: use only as directed. And with caution.
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If money worries have you in the cellar,
go visit the lady at Ubik Savings and Loan.
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Lean over the bowl and then take a dive.
All of you are dead. I am alive.
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Jump in the urinal and stand on your head.
I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead.
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I am Ubik. Before the universe was, I am. I am called Ubik,
but that is not my name. I am. I shall always be.
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I made the suns. I made the worlds. I created lives and places they
inhabit. I am Ubik. Before the universe was, I am. I shall always be.
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I created lives and places they inhabit; I move them here,
I put them there. They go as I say, they do as I tell them.
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I am the world and my name is never spoken, the name which no one
knows. Before the universe was, I am. I shall always be.
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execl: couldn't exec `/bin/sh'
execl: Too many open files in system
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cat: write error: No space left on device
cat: write error: No space left on device
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/home/radek/bin/gensign: line 25:  3433 Floating point exception
/usr/games/fortune -n 300 ~/footers/footers
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tar: Tchórzliwie odmawiam utworzenia pustego archiwum
Spróbuj `tar --help' ¿eby otrzymaæ wiêcej informacji
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0+0 rekordów wczytanych
0+0 rekordów zapisanych
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gzip: compressed data not written to a terminal.
Use -f to force compression. For help, type: gzip -h
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Be sure to include the word ``bug''
somewhere in the ``Subject:'' field.
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speed 38400 baud; rows 52; columns 145; line = 0;
intr = ^C; quit = ^\; erase = ^?; kill = ^U; eof = ^D;
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start = ^Q; stop = ^S; susp = ^Z; rprnt = ^R;
werase = ^W; lnext = ^V; flush = ^O; min = 1; time = 0;
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zcat: compressed data not read from a terminal.
Use -f to force decompression.
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Personalities : [raid1]
read_ahead 1024 sectors
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md4 : active raid1 sdb6[1] sda6[0]
      12450240 blocks [2/2] [UU]
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/home/radek/bin/gen_secs: command substitution:
line 1: syntax error near unexpected token `|'
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/home/radek/bin/gen_secs: command substitution:
line 1: `ps ax | grep  | grep -v grep'
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bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal.
bzip2: For help, type: `bzip2 --help'.
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tar: 2002-11: Cannot stat: No such file or directory
tar: Error exit delayed from previous errors
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Konnichi wa radek, welcome to NetHack!
You are a lawful male human Samurai.
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Irasshaimase, radek!
Welcome to Inuvik's general store!
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For you, honored sir;
only 200 for this pink potion.
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For you, most gracious sir;
only 20 for this tripe ration.
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For you esteemed sir;
only 354 for this scroll labeled PRIRUTSENIE.
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You dishonorably attack the innocent!
Inuvik gets angry!
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Sayonara radek the Samurai ...
RIP - radek 703 Au killed by a magic missile - 2003
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radek-Sam-Hum-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 5.
Killed by a rothe.
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radek-Sam-Hum-Mal-Law was poisoned in The Gnomish Mines on level 4.
Poisoned by a rotted jackal corpse.
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Your hour of destiny has come. For the sake of 
us all: Go bravely with Amaterasu Omikami!
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You faint from lack of food.
You regain a consciousness.
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Sayonara radek the Samurai ...
RIP - radek 375 Au killed by a large kobold, while helpless - 2003%
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If I die, at least
I will have died my way
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San Francisco (Be sure to wear
some flowers in your hair)
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F-U-C-K
Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die-Rag
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11/27/02 Blood splinters everywhere. Like a river, flowing around me,
pulling me in its wake. Paradise! Prepare for ... deconstruction!
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WARNING! This email is intended for "mature" audiences. It contains
scenes of graphics and senseless violence. You must be >17 to read it.
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In deep space. Abandoned.
Any crew? ... Negative.
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Only one key question:
Where Is Everybody?
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The moral right of the author
has been asserted.
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All characters in this email are not fictitious and any resemblance
to real persons, living or dead, is not coincidental.
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I love universal languages
that aren't universal.
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... Lara?
Croft! Lara Croft!
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I can not eat it, and it can not eat me;
therefore it is not important.
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Good morning, this is Special Flight 3,
Kennedy to Space Station 1.
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Maximum acceleration will be two-gee. Please do not leave
your seat until the safety light is lit.
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Auto-countdown procedures all Go.
Lift-off in one minute.
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Launching in fifteen seconds. You will be
more comfortable if you start breathing deeply.
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Please observe all Zero-gee regulations. We will be
docking at Space Station 1 in forty-five minutes.
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Time is of no importance,
only life is important.
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The thermo-analizers jammed.
Never seen anything like it.
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My philosophy is ... shoot first ask questions later.
I don't like uninvited guests.
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... up front loading of a 120 ZZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.
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... What do we have that's bigger than 240?
Nothing, General.
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I don't want a million - I just want
one. A perfect one.
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Don't fuck with me man or I'll blow
you into tomorrow!
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Any survivors?
Only one ...
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... End of reconstruction,
beginning of reanimation.
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This is the police. Your status is illegal.
Please put up your hands and follow our instructions!
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...
'Scuse me?
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Weddings are one floor down.
Congratulations.
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You're right, I was wrong! I shouldn't have kissed you ...
especially since we haven't been introduced ...
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Hey, that's... cute... Do you have a nickname,
something a little... shorter?
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1000! Fine, sir!
Sorry to have disturbed you.
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Alright... I've got an open mind here...
anyone care to explain?
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You're gonna have to learn to communicate
better than that angel if you want out.
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Follow me... Life, which you so nobly serve,
comes from destruction.
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This is not an exercise.
This is a police control action.
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Sir? Are you a human?
No, I'm a meat popsicle.
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You know how it is ...Love at first sight. You meet, something goes
tilt, you get married, you hardly know each other. Right, darling?
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Am I disturbing?
No ...not at all. Where are you?
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Money is of no importance...
I want the stones!
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Pardon me. Excuse me. I'm trying to
reach my wife ... Sorry!
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Everything you create is used to destroy.
Protect life ... Until death.

HAL: And it will stay that way until it fails.